I just decided that life is too short to finish this. I adored the movie, but the writing is sucking the life out of the fun parts, and adding weird sexual assault subplots, and generally being kind of terrible. No way worth slogging through for little bits of missing scenes, or Poe being a woobie.
I remember the Star Trek
one by him also being terrible, but at least that was narrated by ZQ, which improved it slightly.